Show of hands for how many of you reading this think doing a full face of makeup and styling your hair in five minutes is a complete sham. Oh, all of you? Well, I can't blame you. I was one of you.

It's already October, which means Halloween is creeping up like Pennywise the clown on poor, innocent Georgie (shivers). And the scariest part? You still don't have a costume. Thanks to social media ...