GWARnaments are back! But this time, we're starting earlier and we've guaranteed stock! Order yours at https://gwar.net/collections/holidaze. We've also added a bunch of designs. Check out the ornaments, hats and oh yeah, Scarves here. Yeah, we said Scarves. We want you to keep your necks warm, so they'll be nice and tender for the Sexecutioners blade. | GWAR

Binge watch hundreds of hours of GWAR concerts, interviews, skits, X-Cops, original and hard to find content all in one place for only 29.95 for an entire year. On Roku streaming enabled TV's you can watch more GWAR then you can stand. Go to gwartv.com to learn more. | GWAR

Listen up you dimwitted stressballs! GWAR is gifting you with a BOGO 50% on our entire New Dank Ages CDB line now through 11/27. Family time SUCKS and your gonna need it! You're welcome! | GWAR

Learn your history, so that you can properly celebrate GWAR when you buy tickets to our new headline dates. Tickets are on sale now for our shows in Boise, Lincoln, Minneapolis, Des Moines, St. Louis, and San Antonio. Don’t be a worm with a mustache, be a good little follower of GWAR and get your ticket! https://gwar.net/pages/tour | GWAR