I swear Brian is just smashing the middle button and using predictive text and sending whatever random words appear in my comments section His grammar is non existent And the logic is unknown The vibe screams crusty old man sitting with his phone and a bag of gummy bears bored and looking for a hobby Brian’s latest theory is that I’m hating men because I deleted Tinder For the record Brian ... Choosing to be single does NOT mean I hate men It just means I’ve retired from babysitting them 😂 And